Fox Afternoon Television: An Academic Study

The Jeremy Kyle Show

Jeremy Kyle

The Show: The Jeremy Kyle Show is penny in the proverbial bucket of FOX tv relationship intervention like shows that plague Afternoon television. Run out of Manchester England, Jeremy Kyle invites the scum of the UK (probably a grunge band name, if not it should be) onto his set to discuss their sexual deviance, drug abuse, personal irresponsibility and general short comings as a human being. 

The Man: Jeremy Kyle is some Brtitish ponce who acts like a psychiatrist and relationship advice specialist on stage, despite having a university background in history and being married 3 times. His work history prior to hosting his own show was as a salesman for assurance and radio advertising, so he is obviously certified. 

Quote about the show: "It seems to me that the purpose of this show is to affect a morbid and depressing display of dysfunctional people whose lives are in turmoil" - Judge Alan Berg

Why it didn't work out with his ex-wife:

His wife claims that Kyle had carefully concealed a destructive and expensive gambling habit from her over the course of their marriage. This included stealing money from her bank account, and accumulating thousands of pounds of debt to fund his habit. He is reported to have had several affairs during his short lived marriage. (Wikipedia)

Crowd Reacts to 'a' with 'b':

a) Jeremy spontaneously losing it and yelling insults at his guests.

b) Applause and cheering

Some episode titles: 

Extreme: Did my ex sleep with you, your daughter and and my Stepmum? Double DNA Results

Average: You Ran off with another man but which one of us is the dad?
Slow News Day: "Who Stole my Iphone: Three suspects, one thief! Lie detector will show the results!"

Three Signs you're watching the Jeremy Kyle show:

1) Frequently Runs out of things to say, tells the guests to talk to each other, because that's why they're there, before cutting them off when he comes up with something else. Later in the show will freak out because someone else get's cut off. 

2) Incredibly Ugly Guests

3) Host is always Crouching or lying on floor.

Oh wait, even if we get him a chair he won't use it. Some guys just like lounging on the floor I guess.

Jeremy Kyle: too cool for chairs

10 Best goals in the Predators first 999 games

Sticking to the theme of tonight's big game 1000 for the Predators, here is a selection of the best goals in the franchise history.

10.
More about the reaction than the goal itself, here is the best empty net goal in the Predators' history. The one that guaranteed them their first trip to the Western Conference final.

9.  The Predators first ever Playoff goal on home ice is brought to you by David Legwand in the Detroit vs Nashville series of 2004.

8. Martin Erat shows some amazing skill with this little dangle on October 28 2006 vs the Yotes

7. Steve Sullivan is one of many amazing players to grace the Predators roster. Here is a click to his 7th career hat trick. 

6. Sometimes it's not the goal but the play. Nashville is known across the league for their persistent hard work. JP Dumont buries this goal vs Chicago in game two after 40 seconds of endless pressure.

5. No look pass one-timer? Yes please. 

4. Blake Geoffrin's first career Hat trick

3. Patrick Hornqvist claims the puck and dangles Luongo to grab a nice insurance goal

2. Captain Shea Weber ties the game up with 35 seconds to go in the final period. Forces overtime where Jarred Smithson gets the game winner in game 5 on the road. 

1. Nashville Predators two goals in 10 seconds. First in the regular season vs the Toronto Maple leafs, then  vs the Detroit Red Wings in the playoffs.

Best and worst Predators from first 1000 games

Best #5: 8-0 win over Detroit
In the 2008-2009 season the Predators absolutely demolished the Red Wings in one of their most celebrated season wins in their history. Detroit, a rival of the Preds and overall great NHL franchise could not stop the apparent firepower of the predators.

Worst #5: the Early Years
A new franchise will always have a very hard time hitting the ground running. Nashville was no exception. In the first five years they had a combined record of 145/199/58. They did not qualify for playoffs, finishing 14th, 15th, 10th, 14th and 15th in their first five years respectively. That being said, Nashville did quite well for an expansion team, hitting the 100 win plateau the second fastest out of the 1990's expansion teams.

Best #4: Playoff Appearance
After the first 5 seasons, the Predators made the playoffs for the first time in Franchise history. As they finished 8th in the conference they were set to face up against first seed, powerhouse and clear favorites the Detroit Red Wings.
Predators Pushed the Wings to game six before going down to the experienced wings. They used speed, high work ethic and ran four lines to win games 3 and 4 on home ice. In game four, starting goalie Tomas Vokoun recorded his career's first (and only to date) playoff shoutout.

Detroit vs Nashville, 2004 WQF game 3

  Detroit vs Nashville 2004 WQF Game 4

Worst #4: Playoff HeartBreaks

After 2004 the Predators would go one to make the playoffs four more times without winning a series. Until the 2011 playoffs, the Predators would fall to their first round opponents in all five occasions, leading to many disappointments. Even in 2007 with recently acquired Peter Forseberg and home ice advantage, Nashville lost to San Jose in 6 games. Two of the biggest heartbreaks would come in 2008 where the highly contested series vs the Detroit Red Wings took a turn for the worse for the Predators when Arnott suffered a concussion while celebrating a goal. It was the second goal in 9 seconds that would lead to a Nashville victory in the game. However his loss was enough to derail the Predators and they would drop the series. Another momentum stopper came in 2010 when a dump in took an awkward bounce and fooled (then Rookie) Pekka Rinne tying the game in the dying minutes. The Blackhawks would go on to win the game in Overtime and continue to win the Stanley Cup. 

Arnott suffers a concussion while celebrating
two goals in 9 seconds

Fluke Goal in game 6 (2010)

Best #3: Goaltending
Mitch Korn has been the goaltending coach for the Predators for 7 years, and what a 7 years they have been. I would argue that few teams have been as comfortable in nets as the Predators have been since Thomas Vokoun (bias). The Predators have always found great depth in between the pipes, most recently with Pekka Rinne, but as well with Ellis, Mason and Vokoun, all of whom currently have starting positions in the NHL, or at least did in 2010-2011 season.

Pekka Rinne Tribute

Worst #3: Saying goodbye
Unfortunately it is no secret that the Predators have budget constraints. Each off season the Nashville fans are forced to say good bye to players that have been in the system for years. We develop them to such great skill and then can't afford to keep them around.
However I feel like this is where Nashville fans stand out from other hockey fans. We hold onto our players in our hearts. Scott Hartnell, Kimmo Timonen, Marek Zidlicky, Tomas Vokoun and a plathora of other players receive tribute videos on the big screen at their first return to Bridgestone. Always, Always followed by a standing ovation.
One a Predator, always a predator. 

Best #2: The Fans
The Fans of the Nashville Predators have become something to fear! Known as one of the loudest buildings in the NHL, the Nashville crowd is always there to pump up the team. They have mastered the art of the towel wave, where they will stand for the duration of TV timeouts and salute the players. In the 2011 Playoff run they waited at the Airport to greet the team as they returned from Anaheim and Vancouver. Nashville is frequently regarded as an unconventional market, but slowly the winds of change are sprouting a rich city of hockey history.

Nashville 2 minute standing ovations

Preds Teammates discuss the fans

Worst #2: The fans (before)

Saddly it wasn't always this intense. In the early season Nashville had a hard time holding onto a market. There were relocation talks in 2003 and 2004. The still expanding team couldn't produce the victories or the players to keep Predators fans interested in the game. Wow have times changed. Because of great work from Smashville Alumni, the team was able to stay in Tennessee and hockey in the state has since blossomed.

Best #1: The Big Names
NHL Greats like Peter Forseberg, Paul Kariya, Jason Arnott, Steve Sullivan have all joined the Predators roster for bit of a season, some even stayed around a bit longer.
The Predators have a great development system and most of their best talent is developed within. Players such as Shea Weber, Ryan Sutter, Jordin Tootoo, Joel Ward, Martin Erat and more were all drafter by the predators and worked their ranks through the Predators system before cracking the starting lineup. This in itself is amazing for the Predators, but it is also always exciting to see big names join the roster, even if it is only for a limited time. 

Forsberg's first Predators goal

Kariya's Predators Commercial

Worst #1: The Lack of Respect
Constantly, the Predators are looked down on by the followers across the nation. For a hockey team that has made the playoffs 6 out of the last 7 years, features the best defensive pairing in the league and now has signed a goalie to the largest goaltending contract in the NHL there are still very few people that remember that they aren't an AHL team. But our time will come, the other benefit of being a Predators fan is earning everything you get, and feeling proud to wear gold.

No Motivation For School

" 'The Bear Minimum: A grzzly's guide to slacking off' is a must read. Or at least start to read it. Who can really finish a whole book these days anyway? There aren't even many pictures in this. I don't know, I didn't make it through it. But you might. What I did read was okay." Daley Napps - New York Times

"Never have I read such a convincing book! It just takes all that enthusiasm you've built up and puts"  Dohze Doph - L.A. Press

"If you thought the wildlife was non stop action, every animal working night and day struggling to survive, then let this book add some perspective for you. Half the creatures in the forest are as lazy as you and I." Kwuick Koma - The Switzerland Book Review Inc.

"Utter shit. Bears should be poached to extinction" Hunteds Aman - Wildlife press.


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Footloose (2011) A Review (with Gratuitous Memes)

Caution, this review contains spoilers. It's god damn Footloose, if you don't know what it's about by now then you were probably never going to find out.

Cheap movie Tuesday this week saw me spontaneously leaving Wendy's en lieu for the Regent Mall empire theaters - with el girlfriendo by my side. I rarely go see movies on a whim, and by rarely I mean this was the first time I have ever even considered it.

Once at the mall I didn't even get the chance to see what was playing: Laura noticed that a new version of footloose was released and there was no turning back.
Much to my immense surprise, the theater was just about completely full. For the first time since Jurassic park 1, I was sitting in the front row.

Anyway, last thing before starting this review, I must point out that I have never seen Footloose. Any version, ever. 

So, the movie begins with a close up over everybody's feet as they dance to - you guessed it - Footloose! It's a super awesome amazing time and then five of them die.

The reverend, whose son died in the accident, decided to lobby to city council in favor of a dozen or so new laws including a curfew, ban on drinking and drugs for minors (wait ... that seems like it already existed), and a ban on dancing.

Flash forward 3 years when Ren (We'll call him Ryan because several times in the movie they say his name and it definitely sounds like Ryan. Also Ryan is normaler) shows up to Beaumont Georgia to live with his Uncle because his mother passed away. They make the whole death thing more dramatic in the movie but whatever.

Anyway, this is like the first 10 minutes of the movie. Now things get real. Ryan fixes up his uncles Punch Buggy yellow no punch back and starts driving that around.

He then goes to school on the first day wearing a tie. This is my first issue with the movie. No one could ever, ever, go to a new school on the first day and pull off wearing a tie.

That doesn't make sense. Oh also Ryan is from Boston. So ya he meets this guy, insults his clothes and then they become best friends. He also tries out for the football team where he doesn't get hazed or anything. This is bullshit. This doesn't happen and anyone who has ever changed schools or been to one can testify to it. Ryan just fits in so perfectly even though he's from Boston and living in small town Idaho.

Anyway, he has eyes for this girl, the reverends daughter, sister of the deceased guy in the car accident. But she is into this total badass racecar driver. There is a hangout in town that breaks the law by playing music some nights and letting kids dance once the cops leave so the racecar driver notices the flare between Ryan and this girl at one of those dances. So, naturally, he challenges him to a school bus race. Obv. 

Ryan wins the race and sets two busses on fire.

Okay I feel like I need to shorten this up. They go to this Dance bar two hours away and it's line dancing, which is nice. Nice to see dancing without fist pumping these days. Everyone loves it. Then they come back and Ryan decides that he is going to start a petition to get the laws about dancing abolished. 

His Aunt asks him why he is doing this and he says because his mother would have liked it if he accomplished something. I'm not a huge fan at all of this reasoning. It's kind of touching, but I mean ... it seems quite ...a stretch I guess. But whatever, just for me, signing a dance petition doesn't have a lot to do with changing the world or leukemia, which seems to be the reasons he gives.

So the petition gets signed and he brings it in front of the council, who all hate him at this point for various reasons, and he gives his long speech and then they vote no. But no worries, because some guy has now decided that he owns a place just outside city limits where dancing isn't illegal.

This upsets me. One, why haven't all these kids been dancing just outside city limits since forever and two surely someone would have capitalized on this. Build a dance bar just outside Beaumount. I mean the demand is there. It would be a thriving industry and in this recession (which is brought up a few times during the movie) there is really no reason not to.

 So yeah. They take this building and go have their prom there. And Ryan and that girl hook up. Do the laws get abolished? Maybe, not sure. It just ends with a big old dance.

Pros: Good acting. Quite Funny. Not comparable to Jersey shore. Pretty good soundtrack.
Cons: Far too many times where the camera just focuses on the feet. That girls dress in the last scene is awful. This one time the guy is really upset and does a solo "venting alone" dance scene and it's laughable.

Score: 15 Apples out of 17. Great date movie. Great girls night out movie. And if you're comfortable with your sexuality, a not bad guys movie too. Kind of. 

What if Cheetahs could fly?

**Disclaimer: Although the following post may suggest otherwise, I am currently sober. 

What if Cheetah's could fly?

I don't mean like a bird. 

What if they built airplanes

And flew across the world. 

What if cheetah's flew? 

And mingled with our moose

They became best friends

And sometimes had inter-species sex.

What if Cheetah flights were cost competitive

And they rarely lost customers luggage

Would they advertise to humans?

Would they fly us to cheetah metropolises? 

What if cheetah's could fly
and one of their planes got highjacked. 
It got taken over by political extremists 

and flown into America's largest environmental rights convention.

What if the crash killed everyone on site. 
Including important members of cabinet. 
And America got all furious

About the lack of security in the Cheetah's airports. 

What it the American president decided the Cheetah airports had to be better monitored

And decided that the TSA would be the best for the job. 
So the TSA stepped into all cheetah airports in the USA 
And got viciously and unremorsefully murdered by the carnivorous beings. 

Because they're cheetahs.

And don't give a shit.

What would happen if all that took place?
People would probably question the skills of all the cheetah researchers to date. I mean, how could you miss such a technological break through for a species that many consider incapable of rational constructed thought, not to mention their complete lack of motor skills involved in the fabrication of a flying device. 

Seriously, people would probably question, at length, what the hell the cheetah researchers had been doing all this time. I mean I know they are fast, but come on, how do you miss the entire construction and development of air transportation. 

Missing Person in Fredericton

Sorry it had to end this way. You will not be forgotten.

Spontaneous thoughts from my night class.

So here I am, figuratively sweating my balls off (literally noticeably sweating from my forehead) in my three hour marathon night class at UNB with the prof whose name I can't yet pronounce and I find myself wondering "am I typing enough"? Do you know how uncomfortable these chairs are? Probably. Do you know how uncomfortably they are with a sweaty bum? Hopefully not. Frig, the guy to my left just looked at me, maybe I am typing too much now. Or maybe it's the sudden influx of typing that through him off. In his mind I went from barely awake to the most dedicated note taker in class. 
This class is pretty good, I mean the make up of it that is. The professor is foreign and mumbles so I am barely grasping half the stuff he is trying to express. Luckily he doesn't expect too much class engagement and whenever he does there are a couple of students who pick up the slack. Most notably the 38 year old eager woman in the front row who will offer a quick, casual yet wrong answer to most open ended questions. I mean yeah, she usually doesn't get it right but at least the prof feels like we're all listening because of her frequent participation. When she isn't up to the task or her self confidence is too belittled from being constantly corrected there are two or three others who snap out of their distant half-slumber to mutter a few words that are considered satisfactory.

Let's say that hypothetically you wrote a university level textbook and you somehow got a say in who were to teach your class, would you pick the most incomprehensible sorry sack to teach your class? Think about it, if half of the professors words are not English and the other half are spoken so softly that students are falling off their chairs to try and hear them then everybody would be flocking to the store to purchase your unreasonably expensive textbook.

Actually Mr. Fudd, we think you would be perfect for the position

You know what's super lame? Putting a picture of a roller coaster on a book called "Corporate Finance" ... really? Surely that's false advertising. There has to be some laws against that. I mean I understand that finances are involved in building a roller coaster but still.

Am I wrong to assume that graphs are universally similar? It amazes me how messy some professors can get from drawing graphs. You know when you're sitting in class and you're like "frig, what do I take down for notes here? I have no idea what's going on. Why don't I pay more attention" and then bam he picks up his marker and you're like aww hell yeah it's graph time. Everyone understands graphs, time to get back in the game. And you know it starts out tame enough, you start to get even more optimistic.

But this isn't grade school anymore champ. One lined graphs are a thing of the past and any real learnin' is done with the classic yet very simple double line graph. Also this be UNB so we can't afford several marker colors... yet

Oh and didn't we tell you? This is a scatter plot graph ... so let's add that in even though it's a bit late. 

That's when sanity takes the back seat. The Mozart track that symbolize insane craziness takes a predominant role as the disconnect between the pen hand and reality visibly increases. 

Finally, like a man who was out with family and volunteered as a subject to the sexual hypnotist exposition, the prof snaps back to common sense, embarrassed - possibly even in tears - and tries to save face "ahem ... yes so all that will be on the mid term. Let's close our books and I'll see everyone next week" 

Anyway ... I think I will end my rant here. Class has started to pick up, we're doing maths now so that's a bit more exciting ... to me anyway. 

To my fellow students, best wishes in your first month of classes. Make sure dem techas are learnin ya reel gud lol. 

September First (moving day)

September first is a big day for a lot of people, most notably Uhaul, because it is the end of the classic pain in the ass year lease. At this point in the year a lot of people are throbbing at the tip to release a massive load of built up troubles that come with welfare apartments. Yes, they will just be relocating from a dysfunctional stove to a broken fridge; a leaky sink to a leaky shower; a dark damp apartment to an unbearably cold/hot one. You can't win. Well you can, but not on the budget most of us are working with. Nonetheless, August 31st is move out day, where I say goodbye to all the friends I never made.

I didn't really have a great relationship with any of the other current tenants. Our next door neighbour borrowed some vinegar once but I wasn't home. I shoveled the car out for the old lady who lived upstairs. I feel like I have become best friends with the revolving door of tenants that live above us since all of them have communicated exclusively with the use of megaphones while riding their horses around on the hardwood floor. 

Over time, the neighbours across the hall and I did manage to bond over our love of thunder storms. At the crack of thunder we would both find ourselves on the front porch watching the free spectacle. Unfortunately she is one of the many taking off. 

But with the new batch of people there was only one goal: Making us more like this 

and less like this:

It doesn't look likely though. Moving in across from us is a mother and her teen son. I don't imagine either of them to be interested in socializing with us. Mind you I might take her son under my wing. I am sure she would appreciate that. If he wouldn't eat his Brussel sprouts (wow did not know that the B in Brussel sprouts is always a capital letter) he could come over and have some of my roommates Alphaghetti. I could even support him financially by paying 2 bucks every Sunday to clean my apartment (more than reasonable, teach him the value of a dollar). So while there are opportunities there, it won't be much like Friends. Maybe I can push him towards writing that novel of his though

Mela, the older lady next door who so kindly and unknowingly provided us with Internet service the first 3 months of our lease, was staying put - further hindering the "Friends" dream that I had going. That left only one apartment to be filled (well, there are eight other apartments on higher floors, but I have never been up there and really don't plan on it).

I haven't actually met them yet, so there is still some hope. But they did show up with a massive moving truck this morning. Like ... not a U-haul attached to the back of a car, but literally a "we're packing up and going across the country" truck. And professional movers too. I feel like they haven't seen the place yet. I think they just saw the price and the word "spacious" and said "Yep. Perfect, just what we're looking for, sign it. No we don't need to see it, as long as it's spacious". They will be quite disappointed when they finally show up.

Okay, just put hot tub on top of the kitchen table.

Hopefully they will realize they have too many things and turn out backyard into a play area with a fooseball table and a BBQ. That would be awesome. 

As for us, well we're staying put for the year. Didn't want to deal with that hassle of moving. Just kept all our stuff in one place, nominated ourselves as ambassadors of the basement floor and stayed put to overly judge all the people moving in and get further disappointed at our diminishing dream of a Friends like environment due to their shortcomings.

... maybe there not the problem? Nah, impossible. 

Rate My Prof if fictional professors were teaching my classes (Part 1)

E-Business Software Development (INFO 3103)

Professional Practice (CS 3997)

Social Psychology (Psyc 2403)

EA's Fifa Soundtrak 1998 - 2011

Here are the full listings for EA's Fifa Soundtrack. Here's a link to the Grooveshark playlist.
Songs in red are not available on Grooveshark. 


Fifa 1998
Blur - Song 2
The Crystal Method - Keep Hope Alive
The Crystal Method - More
The Crystal Method - Busy Child
Electric Sky Chruch - Hugga Bear


Fifa 1999
Danmass - Gotta Learn (Dub Pistols Sick Junkie Remix)
Dylan Rhymes - Naked and Ashamed
FatboySlim - The Rockafeller Skank
Gearwhole - Passion
God Within - RainCry
Lion Rock - Rude Boy Rock


Fifa 2000
Robbie Williams - It's Only Us
Gay Dad - Joy
Reel Big Fish - Sell Out
Apollo 440 - Stop The Rock
Lunatic Calm - LC001 (Neon Ray Mix)
Elite Force - Call It Brisco (And Why Not?)
Junior Blanks - All About Beats (DJ Scissoricks Mix)
Sniper - Cross Fader Dominator

Fifa 2001 
Moby - BodyRock

Fifa 2002
BT -  Never Gonna Come Back Down (Hybrid’s Echoplex Dub)
Cirrus -  Stop and Panic
DJ Tiësto -  Flight 643
Gorillaz -  19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)
Gouryella -  Tenshi
Issi Noho -  First Snow (General Midi Remix)
R4 -  Revolution 
DJ Sandy vs. Housetrap -  Overdrive (Junkie XL Remix)
Schiller -  Das Glockenspiel (DJ Tiesto Remix)
Terpsichord -  The Bells 
The Edison Factor -  Repeat the Sequence 
Vitae -  Energy Flow 

Fifa 2003
a.mia -  Jumpin' to the Moon (Unexplored Field Mix) 
Antiloop -  In My Mind
Avril Lavigne -  Complicated (Pablo La Rossa Vocal Mix)
Bedroom Rockers -  Drivin'
Dax Riders -  Real Fonky Time
D.O.G. -  Force 
Idlewild -  You Held the World in Your Arms
Kosheen -  Hide U
Kosheen -  Pride
Ms. Dynamite -  Dy-Na-Mi-Tee
Safri Duo -  Played A-Live (The Bongo Song)
Sportfreunde Stiller -  Independent
Spotrunnaz -  Bigger and Better 
Timo Maas -  To Get Down (Fatboy Slim Remix)

Fifa 2004
Dandy Warhols - We Used to Be Friends
Junior Senior - Rhythm Bandits
Cassius - Under Influence
Outlandish - Aicha (Mintman Remix)
Kasabian - LS7 (JFL Remix)
Cooper Temple Clause - Promises Promises
Kane - Rain Down on Me (Tiesto Remix)
Suburbia - Always
Kings of Leon - Red Morning Light
Tribalistas - Ja Sei Namorar
Radiohead - Myxomatosis
Stone Roses - Fools Gold
Caesars - Jerk It Out
Wir Sind Helden - Guten Tag
Timo Maas - Unite
Tosca - Gute Loune
Soffet - Gamushara Deko Boko Dai Race!?
Lost Prophets - Burn Burn
Babamania - Wanna Rock
DJ Sensei- Musica Grande 
The Ravonettes - That Great Love Sound
Goldfrapp - Train
Cafe Tacuba - EO (El Sonidero)
Cabas - Juancho
Zeca Pagodinho - Deixa a Vida Me Levar
Asian Dub Foundation - Rise To the Challenge
Paul Van Dyk - Nothing But You
Seamonator - [Japanese Title]
The Individuals - Take a Ride
The Jam - Town Called Malice
Underworld - Two Months Off
Clones - Crazy Boys 
Dawholeenchilada - Espiral

Fifa 2005
Air -  Surfing on a Rocket
Brothers -  Dieci Cento Mille
Debi Nova -  One Rhythm (Da Yard Riddim Mix)
Emma Warren -  She Wants You Back
Faithless -  No Roots
Ferry Corsten -  Rock Your Body, Rock
Flogging Molly -  To Youth (My Sweet Roisin Dubh)
Franz Ferdinand -  Tell Her Tonight
Future Funk Squad -  Sorcerary
Gusanito -  Vive La Vida
Head Automatica -  Brooklyn is Burning
Inverga + Num Kebra -  Eu Perdi Voce
Ivete Sangalo -  Sorte Grande
INXS -  What You Need (Coldcut Force Mix 13 Edit)
Jose  -  A Necessidade
Los Amigos Invisibles -  Esto Es Lo Que Hay (Reggaeton Remix)
Mala Rodriguez -  Jugadoras, Jugadores
Manana -  Miss Evening
Marcelo D2 -  Profissao MC
Miss J -  Follow Me
Morrissey -  Irish Blood, English Heart
Nachlader -  An die Wand
New Order  -  Blue Monday - EA Sports Throwback Trax Powered By Rhino
Clorofila of Nortec Collective -  Almada
Oomph! -  Augen Auf!
Paul Oakenfold -  EA SPORTS Football Theme
Sandro Bit -  Ciao Sono Io
Sarah McLachlan -  World on Fire/Junkie XL Remix
Scissor Sisters -  Take Your Mama
Seeed -  Release
Sneak Attack Tigers -  The End of All Good
Sober -  Cientos de Preguntas
SouldOut -  1,000,000 Monsters Attack
The Sounds -  Seven Days a Week
The Soundtrack of our Lives -  Karmageddon
The Streets -  Fit But You Know It
Wayne Marshall -  Hot In The Club
Zion y Lennox  -  Ahora

Fifa 2006
3D Voz - Fiesta
AK4711 - Rock
ATHENA -Tam Zamani Simdi
Bloc Party - Helicopter
Blues Brother Castro - Flirt
boTECOeletro - Coco Nutz Mass
Boy - Same Old Song
Carlinhos Brown & DJ Dero - Nabika
Damian  Jr. Gong  Marley - Welcome To Jamrock
Dogs - London Bridge
Doves - Black and White Town
Duels - Potential Futures
Embrace - Ashes
Hard-Fi - Gotta Reason
Jamiroquai - Feels Just Like it Should
Kaos - Now and Forever
Kinky - Coqueta
K'naan - Soobax
KYO - Contact 
LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk Is Playing At My House
Linea 77 - Inno All'Odio
Mando Diao - God Knows
maNga - Bir Kadin Cizeceksin
Marcelinho da Lua - Tranq�ilo
Nine Black Alps - Cosmopolitan
Oasis - Lyla 
Paul Oakenfold - Beautiful Goal
R�yksopp - Follow My Ruin
Selasee - Run
SoShy - The Way I
Subsonica - Corpo a Corpo
Teddybears Sthlm - Cobrastyle
The Departure - Be My Enemy
The Film - Can You Touch Me
The Gift - 11.33
The Gipsys - La Discoteca
The Rakes - Strasbourg
Vitalic - My Friend Dario
Yerba Buena - Cityzen Citysoy

Fifa 2007
Angélique Kidjo -  Wele Wele
Belasco -  Chloroform
Bersuit Vergarabat -  O Vas a Misa...
DJ Bitman -  Get on the Floor
Blasted Mechanism -  Blasted Empire
Boy Kill Boy -  Civil Sin
caBas -  La Cadena de Oro
Carlos Jean -  Get Down
D.O.C.H.! -  Was in der Zeitung Steht
Elefant -  Uh-oh Hello
Epik High -  Fly
Fertig, Los! -  Sie ist in Mich Verliebt
Infadels -  Can't Get Enough (Mekon Remix)
Keane -  Nothing in My Way
Malibu Stacy -  Los AnGeles
Mellowdrone -  Oh My
Mobile -  New York Minute
Morning Runner -  Gone up in Flames
Muse -  Supermassive Black Hole
Nightmare of You -  Dear Scene, I Wish I Were Deaf
Outlandish -  Kom Igen
Paul Oakenfold -  Beautiful Goal
Persephone's Bees -  Muzika Dlya Fil'ma
Plastilina Mosh -  Peligroso Pop
Polysics -  Tei! Tei! Tei!
The Prototypes -  Kaleidoscope
Ralph Myerz and the Jack Herren Band -  Deepest Red
Seu Jorge -  Tive Razão
Shiny Toy Guns -  You Are the One
Stijn -  Gasoline and Matches
Surferosa -  Royal Uniform
Tahiti 80 -  Big Day
The Feeling -  Sewn
The Pinker Tones -  TMCr Grand Finale
The Sheer -  Understand
The Young Punx -  You've Got To...
Tigarah -  Girl Fight
Trash Inc. -  Punk Rock Chick
Us3 -  Kick This
Young Love -  Discotech

Fifa 2008
!!! -  All My Heroes Are Weirdos
Apartment -  Fall Into Place
Art Brut -  Direct Hit
Aterciopelados -  Paces
Babamars -  The Core
Bodyrox feat. Luciana -  What Planet You On?
Bonde do Rolê -  Solta o Frango
CAMP -  From Extremely Far Away
Carpark North -  Human
CéU -  Malemolência
Cheb i Sabbah -  Toura Toura -  Nav Deep Remix
Cansei de Ser Sexy -  Off the Hook
Datarock -  Fa-Fa-Fa
Digitalism -  Pogo
Disco Ensemble -  We Might Fall Apart
Dover -  Do Ya
Heroes & Zeros -  Into the Light
Ivy Queen -  Que Lloren
Junkie XL -  Clash
Jupiter One -  Unglued
Kenna -  Out of Control (State of Emotion) b
k-os -  Born to Run
La Rocca -  Sketches (20 Something Life)
Lukas Kasha -  Love Abuse
Madness feat. Sway and Baby Blue -  I'm Sorry
Maxïmo Park -  The Unshockable
Melody Club -  Fever Fever
Mexican Institute of Sound -  El Microfono
Modeselektor feat. Sasha Perera -  Silikon
Noisettes -  Don't Give Up
Pacha Massive -  Don't Let Go
Peter Bjorn and John -  Young Folks
Planet Funk -  Static
Robyn -  Bum Like You
Rocky Dawuni -  Wake Up the Town
Santigoldc -  You'll Find a Way d
Simian Mobile Disco -  I Believe
Superbus -  Butterfly
Switches -  Drama Queen
The Automatic -  Monster
The Cat Empire -  Sly
The Hoosiers -  Goodbye Mr A a
The Hours -  Ali in the Jungle
The Tellers -  More
Tigarah -  Culture, Color, Money, Beauty
Travis -  Closer
Tumi & the Volume -  Afrique
Vassy -  Wanna Fly
Wir Sind Helden -  Endlich ein Grund zur Panik
Yonderboi -  Were You Thinking of Me?

Fifa 2009
Black Kids -  I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You (The Twelves Remix)
Caesar Palace -  1ne
Chromeo -  Bonafied Lovin'  (Yuksek Remix)
CSS -  Jager Yoga
Curumin -  Magrela Fever
Cut Copy -  Lights & Music
Damian  Jr. Gong  Marley -  Something for You (Loaf of Bread)
Datarock -  True Stories
DJ Bitman -  Me Gustan
Duffy -  Mercy
Foals -  Olympic Airways
Gonzales -  Working Together  (Boys Noize Remix)
Hot Chip -  Ready for the Floor  (Soulwax Remix)
Jakobínarína -  I'm a Villain
Junkie XL -  Mad Pursuit
Jupiter One -  Platform Moon
Kasabian -  Fast Fuse
Ladytron -  Runaway
Lykke Li -  I'm Good, I'm Gone
Macaco -  Moving
MGMT -  Kids
My Federation -  What Gods Are These
Najwajean -  Drive Me
Plastilina Mosh -  Let U Know
Radiopilot -  Fahrrad
Reverend and the Makers -  Open Your Window
Sam Sparro -  Black and Gold
Señor Flavio -  Lo Mejor del Mundo
Soprano -  Victory
The Airborne Toxic Event -  Gasoline
The Bloody Beetroots -  Butter
The Fratellis -  Tell Me a Lie
The Heavy -  That Kind of Man
The Kissaway Trail -  61
The Kooks -  Always Where I Need to Be
The Pinker Tones -  The Whistling Song
The Script -  The End Where I Begin
The Ting Tings -  Keep Your Head
The Veronicas -  Untouched
The Whip -  Muzzle #1
Tom Jones -  Feels Like Music (Junkie XL Remix)
Ungdomskulen -  Modern Drummer

Fifa 2010
Adiam Dymott –  Miss You
Afrobots –  Favela Rock
Alex Metric –  Head Straight
The Answering Machine –  It's Over! It's Over! It's Over!
Auletta –  Meine Stadt
Balkan Beat Box feat. Tomer Yosef and Saz –  Ramallah Tel Aviv
BLK JKS –  Lakeside
Bomba Estéreo –  Fuego
Buraka Som Sistema feat. Pongolove –  Kalemba (Wegue - Wegue)
The BPA feat. Ashley Beedle –  Should I Stay or Should I Blow
Casiokids –  Fot i Hose
Children Collide –  Skeleton Dance
Crookers feat. The Very Best, Two Fingers, and Marina Gasolina –  Birthday Bash [29]
Cut Off Your Hands –  Happy As Can Be
Dananananaykroyd –  Black Wax
Datarock –  Give It Up
The Enemy –  Be Somebody
Fabri Fibra –  Donna Famosa
Fidel Nadal –  International Love
Los Fabulosos Cadillacs –  La Luz del Ritmo
Macaco –  Hacen Falta Dos
Major Lazer feat. Mr. Lexx and Santigold –  Hold the Line
Márcio Local –  Soul do Samba
Matt & Kim –  Daylight (Troublemaker Remix feat. De La Soul)
Metric –  Gold Guns Girls
Mexican Institute of Sound –  Alocatel
Nneka feat. Wesley Williams –  Kangpe
Passion Pit –  Moth's Wings
Peter Bjorn and John –  Nothing to Worry About
Pint Shot Riot –  Not Thinking Straight
Playing for Change –  War (No More Trouble)
Rocky Dawuni –  Download the Revolution
Röyksopp –  It's What I Want
SoShy –  Dorothy
The Temper Trap –  Science of Fear
The Whitest Boy Alive –  1517
Tommy Sparks –  She's Got Me Dancing
Wyclef Jean –  MVP Kompa
Zap Mama –  Vibrations

Fifa 2011
Adrian Lux -  Can't Sleep
Ana Tijoux -  1977
Caribou -  Odessa
Charlotte Gainsbourg -  Trick Pony
Chromeo -  Don't Turn The Lights On
Choc Quib Town -  El Bombo (Toquemen el Bombo)
Dan Black -  Wonder
Dapuntobeat -   - 0 (Dos Punto Cero)
Dum Dum Girls -  It Only Takes One Night
Ebony Bones -  W.A.R.R.I.O.R.
Gorillaz -  Rhinestone Eyes
Groove Armada -  Paper Romance
Howl (band) -  Controller
Jónsi -  Around Us
Jump Jump Dance Dance -  White Picket Fences
Ladytron -  Ace of Hz
LCD Soundsystem -  I Can Change
Linkin Park -  Blackout
Locnville -  Sun in My Pocket
Malachai -  Snowflake
Maluca -  El Tigeraso
Mark Ronson feat. Simon Le Bon & Wiley -  Record Collection
Massive Attack -  Splitting the Atom
MGMT -  Flash Delirium
Ram di Dam -  Flashbacks
Scissor Sisters -  Fire with Fire
The Black Keys -  Tighten Up
The Pinker Tones -  Sampleame
Tulipa Ruiz -  Efemera
Two Door Cinema Club -  I Can Talk
We Are Scientists -  Rules Don't Stop
Yeasayer -  O.N.E.
Zémaria -  The Space Ahead

EA's NHL 2000 - 2012 Soundtrack

The complete Track listing of EA Sports NHL 2000 - 2012. Organized by year. Here is the Link to the Grooveshark Playlist with all the songs

Red text means not available on Grooveshark

NHL 2000:

Garbage - Push It (intro)

Uber zone - Dokta Dokta
Gearwhore - Accelerator
La Guitaristic House Organisation - Rinocerose

NHL 2001

Collective Soul - Heavy

Templar - Here We Go

NHL 2002
Barenaked Ladies - It's Only Me
Gob - I hear you Calling
Sum 41 - Makes no Difference
Sum 41 - Fat Lip
The Tea Party - Temptation
Treble Charger - Brand new Low
Treble Charger American Psycho

NHL 2003
Blindside - Pitiful
Celldweller - Stay with me (unlikely)
Dead Star Hotel - Frustrated
Default - Deny
Default - Slow me Down
Dragpipe - Simple Minded
Greenwheel - Strong
Gob - I've been up these steps
Gob - Sick with you
Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness
M.ill.ion - Showstopper
Papa Roach - She Loves me Not
Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows
Trapt - Headstrong
Treble Charge - Hundred Million

NHL 2004

Adema - Co-Dependent
Alien Ant Farm - S.S. Recognize
Autopilot Off- Clockwork
Avenged Sevenfold - Chapter Four
Bowling For Soup - Punk Rock 101
Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
Cinder - Soul Creation
Deftones - Minerva
Dexter Freebish - Falling Down
Dexter Freebish - Life Of Saturdays
Gob - Oh! Ellin
Jerk - Sucked In
Jet - Get What You Need
Less Than Jake - The Ghosts of Me and You
Living Things - Born Under the Gun
Modern Day Zero - Down
The Ataris - Radio #2
Vendetta Red - Shatterday


NHL 2005

Ash - Orpheus
Burning Brides - Heart Full of Black
Dropkick Murphys - Time To Go
Faith No More - From out of Nowhere
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
Hazen Street - Fool the World  
Jersey - Saturday Night
Letter Kills - Radio Up
Lola Ray - Automatic Girl  
Papa Roach - Not Listening
Sugarcult - Memory
The F-Ups - Lazy Generation
The Network - Roshambo
The Soundtrack of Our Lives - Karmageddon


NHL 2006

American Head Charge - Loyalty
Animal Alpha - Bundy
Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country
Beatsteaks - Atomic Love
Billy Talent - Red Flag
Bullet For My Valentine - 4 Words (To Choke Upon)
Fall Out Boy - Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
Institute - Bullet-Proof Skin
Kaiser Chiefs - Saturday Night
Mando Diao - Down in the Past
OK Go - Do What You Want
Pennywise - Knocked Down
Rock 'N' Roll Soldiers - Flag Song


NHL 2007

Anti-Fla - This is the End (For You My Friend)
Bloodpit - Platitude  
Cute Is What We Aim For - There's a Class for This
Gatsbys American Dream - Theatre
Good Riddance - Darkest Days
Goodnight Nurse - My Only
Hurt - Unkind
Inkwell - Ecuador is Lovely This Time of Year
Mashlin - The Shore
Mobile - Montreal Calling
NOFX - Wolves in Wolves' Clothing
Pilate - Barely Listening
Pistolita - Beni Accident
Priestess - Talk to Her
Protest the Hero - Divinity Within
Quietdrive - Rise from the Ashes
The Hellacopters -  Bring it on Home


NHL 2008

Airbourne - Stand Up for Rock 'N' Roll
Anberlin - A Whisper and a Clamor
Bayside - The Walking Wounded
Datarock - Fa-Fa-Fa
Disco Ensemble - This is My Head Exploding
Dustin Kensrue - I Knew You Before
Enter Shikari - Sorry, You're Not a Winner
Jupiter One - Turn Up the Radio
Luna Halo - Kings & Queens
Manchester Orchestra - Wolves at Night
Mando Diao - The Wildfire (If It Was True)
Paramore - Misery Business
PlayRadioPlay! - Compliment Each Other Like Colors
Pop Levi - Sugar Assault Me Now
Santogold - L.E.S. Artistes
Scanners - Raw
The Black Keys - Just Got to Be
The Mooney Suzuki - 99%
The Ponys - Double Vision
The View - Comin' Down
The Wolfmen - Jackie Says


NHL 2009

Airbourne - Runnin' Wild
Apocalyptica featuring Tomoyasu Hotei - Grace
Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife
Billy Talent featuring Anti-Flag - Turn Your Back
Black Tide - Warriors of Time
Bullet for My Valentine - Hearts Burst into Fire
Coheed and Cambria - The Running Free
From First to Last - Two As One
Johnossi - Execution Song
Millencolin - Done Is Done
Panic! at the Disco - Nine in the Afternoon
Phantom Planet - Do the Panic
Protest the Hero - The Dissentience
Sons and Daughters - Gilt Complex
The Elms - The Shake
The Kills - Cheap and Cheerful


NHL 2010

Alexisonfire - Young Cardinals
Cancer Bats - Deathsmarch
CKY - Hellions on Parade
Disco Ensemble - Golden Years
Dragonforce - Heroes of Our Time
Eagles of Death Metal - Anything 'Cept the Truth
Earl Greyhound - Oye Vaya
Green Day - Know Your Enemy
Megadeth - Peace Sells
MeTalkPretty - Wake Up! Wake Up!
Ministry - Keys to the City
MxPx - Kids in America (Kim Wilde Cover)
Nickelback - Burn It to the Ground
Papa Roach - Into the Light
Priestess - Raccoon Eyes
Rancid - The Bravest Kids
Scorpions - Rock You Like a Hurricane
Thousand Foot Krutch - Fire It Up

NHL 2011


In Whispers - Here I Stand
Airbourne - Bottom of the Well
Bullet for My Valentine - Your Betrayal
Megadeth - Dialectic Chaos
Pantera - Walk
Danko Jones  - Full of Regret
2 Unlimited - Twilight Zone
Black Box - Strike It Up
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Mama Taught Me Better
The Bouncing Souls - ¡Olé!
Darude - Sandstorm
Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up to Boston (Live)
Europe - The Final Countdown
Foxy Shazam - Unstoppable
Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
The Black Keys - Howlin' For You

NHL 2012

Against! Me – Occult Enemies 
Anthrax – I’m Alive 
Beady Eye – Standing on the Edge of the Noise
Billy Idol – Mony Mony
Black Tide – That Fire
Blackguard – Farewell
Bush – Sound of Winter
Death Letters – I Wish I could Steal a Sunset
Dropkick Murphys – Hang ‘em High
Electric Light Orchestra– Don’t Bring Me Down
Judas Priest – You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’
Manchester Orchestra – April Fool
Middle Class Rut – Busy Being Born
Murderdolls – Whatever you got, I’m Against It

The Trips that weren't

My summer work term is almost done and I find myself dreaming of another grand adventure before returning to the books. Before I could think clearly I turned to Kayak.com (for all my flight planning needs) and started plugging in locations. Looking at the flight prices, the destinations, the layovers ... the shit I would get to fly over!!! I could go to Dublin? Paris? Casablanca?
Reality soon set in, realizing that I really don't have the time or the money or the people to go to any of these places. It reminds me of how much time I spend dreaming of conquering new territory. With that, I present the trips that weren't.

1. Greenland
What I wanted to do:

I really wanted to friggen go to Greenland. This is probably one of the ones I worked the hardest on.
Greenland is literally just a quick swim away 230KM (land to land) from Canada to mainland Greenland. So as you can clearly see above, I would bus to Montreal and then get a flight to either Labrador City or Iqaluit (Whichever is cheapest) where I would take one of those charter planes that take all the people that want to visit Greenland to the beautiful territory.

The Problem
There aren't charter planes worth of people who want to visit Greenland. As such, there aren't charter flights to Greenland. In fact, there is no way of getting from Canada to Greenland. None. Nothing at all. Here's what I would have had to do.

Bus to Halifax, take ... hang on ... take Iceland Air to Reykjavik (Capital of Iceland) and then take Air Iceland (note the subtle change in airline company) to Greenland. The awkward thing is that the flight from Iceland to Greenland is as expensive as the one from Canada to Iceland. Also it only flies every two days. WHY IS THERE NO DEMAND TO GO TO GREENLAND!!?

If you google "Ferry to Greenland" the second link is this one where a guy asks if there is a ferry from Nova Scotia to Greenland. One helpful response on the same page is "The old ferry didn't carry vehicles, and you had to wear a hat with horns sticking out, and carry a battle ax. It's damned unfortunate that there isn't a ferry today, considering the staggering amount of business and social interaction between the thriving metropolitan areas of Greenland and northern Newfoundland."  (there's no such thing as a stupid question). That being said, there is no ferry from North America or Europe (or Asia surprisingly) to Greenland. I thought I remembered finding one when I made my MS paint picture but I guess not.

Lastly, the only real "feasible" option to get to Greenland is to take a cruise line from Iceland or Norway. Apparently cruise lines have been in and out of the market for years. The popular line now is the Hurtigruten (I feel like if I were a bullie I would threaten people with hurti grutens). I looked at that for a bit, but this doesn't really look like my idea of a cruise:

Woah... this isn't where I parked my car

Also, $5500.

Canadian Bussing Extravaganza

The original plan for my cross America bus trip was for it to be across Canada. I think the real reason I deteriorated away from this plan was because of the NHL playoffs and my chance to see the Predators play. 

The trip took many different forms, but the one stood out as being way more awesomekward than the rest

What I wanted to do

Bus from Fredericton to Montreal to Ottawa to Thunderbay to Winnipeg (take a train to Churchill and back) to Saskatoon to Edmonton to Yellowknife to Whitehorse to Dawsons City, to Kamloops to Vancouver and fly home. 

This was going to be awesome. I was going to discover Canada and the bus would take me through many little towns and I could really get to know the country I live. Also, while I am doing it, why not just nip on up to Churchill Manitoba, the polar bear capital of the world. 

The Problem

That's not how busses work. Mostly. Also taking a train to Churchill is a bitch. The route I would have to take only had 1 big difference. Can you spot it? 

Yeah you can't take a bus from Yellowknife to Whitehorse. You would have to double back down to Edmonton.  One of the most fun things about planning my bus trips was just looking through all the itineraries and seeing just where the heck the bus would take you. Examine this portion of the trip from Edmonton to Whitehorse for example: 

Edmonton -> Whitecourt -> Valleyview -> Grande Prairie -> Dawson Creek -> Fort St.John -> Wonowon -> Buckinghorse -> Fort Nelson -> Toad River -> Watson Lake -> Whitehorse. Or on a map: 

And that's probably about 30% of the stops. The rest are listed but there are no breaks. It's simply to drive into town and check out the gas station and see if it's still standing. 

To be honest, parts of me think that's pretty sweet. Check out all these little communities in a way you never would. But there is something about three days on a bus that just doesn't work for me. Further, they schedule if for you to arrive in Yellowknife at 11 PM and in Whitehorse at 4:25 AM. What am I going to do until Sunlight? Play a lose-lose game of try not to get knifed? 

Finally the last snag is that the train to churchill and back takes three days. Which is just really too long. I mean it would be sweet to do, but it's a trip on it's own. You don't simply ride a train for three days to step out into downtown churchill, squint your eyes to find a polar bear and then leave disappointed. 

Discovering Newfoundland & Labrador

I've flown to St. John's for soccer nationals once but I really didn't get to see the island of Newfoundland or any of Labrador. So I devised a trip that I knew would be amazing. It would be hard to see all of Newfoundland in the 8 day time period I was planning. But surely I could see a lot of amazing stuff. 

The Plan

First and foremost, the plural of ferry is ferries, not ferrys as my ms paint job suggests. Secondly: Fredericton to North Sydney, take the Ferry across drive up the NFLD Pinky to cross the gulf of St. Lawrence on another ferry and then drive up to Labrador City, down to Baie Comeau where I would take yet another Ferry and head back home. 

I wasn't disillusioned on this one: I was going to drive it. You can't do Newfoundland and Labrador on a bus. And I mean that literally: There is no city-city bus service there. I thought this trip was pretty reasonable. Until I started to look into it.

The Problem

Most of the Labrador highway is made of gravel. I didn't know a lot about the drive. I asked some questions on a forum because I knew it was a pretty deserted area and was worried about gas. Here are a couple of quotes from some of the feedback: 

"girlfriend's sister and boyfriend drove from Lab City to Grand Falls-Windsor in the middle of Newfoundland and that alone took around 3 days"

"There are flatbed tractor trailers loaded high with logs and a good rule of thumb for the entire route is to assume these trucks own the road. In essence, they kinda do as there are spots where they simply can't stop for you even if they wanted to."

"this road is surprisingly straight BUT there are several dips that will take you by surprise if you go too fast. Seriously, I've gotten a Dodge Neon airbourne on that [Paved] road and it wasn't on purpose"

Rental companies don't actually allow you to drive their cars on them. And although a somewhat short distance, driving apparently takes forever. Further, sections of the highway will be randomly closed/washed out. They also strongly suggest against driving at night since moose love hanging out there. Big moose too. 

Urg. Why can't they just pave all the roads in the country? Low population or not, what exactly is the government even spending it's money on? This is garbage. 

Thanks for the read!

Photo Sources:

http://www.scantours.com/greenland.htm

http://chezbeeperbebe.blogspot.com

http://www.artistic.ca/dteed/labrador.htm

ttp://www.gov.nf.ca/

http://www.globosapiens.net/jorgesanchez-travelogue/