What if Cheetahs could fly?

**Disclaimer: Although the following post may suggest otherwise, I am currently sober. 

What if Cheetah's could fly?

I don't mean like a bird. 

What if they built airplanes

And flew across the world. 

What if cheetah's flew? 

And mingled with our moose

They became best friends

And sometimes had inter-species sex.

What if Cheetah flights were cost competitive

And they rarely lost customers luggage

Would they advertise to humans?

Would they fly us to cheetah metropolises? 

What if cheetah's could fly
and one of their planes got highjacked. 
It got taken over by political extremists 

and flown into America's largest environmental rights convention.

What if the crash killed everyone on site. 
Including important members of cabinet. 
And America got all furious

About the lack of security in the Cheetah's airports. 

What it the American president decided the Cheetah airports had to be better monitored

And decided that the TSA would be the best for the job. 
So the TSA stepped into all cheetah airports in the USA 
And got viciously and unremorsefully murdered by the carnivorous beings. 

Because they're cheetahs.

And don't give a shit.

What would happen if all that took place?
People would probably question the skills of all the cheetah researchers to date. I mean, how could you miss such a technological break through for a species that many consider incapable of rational constructed thought, not to mention their complete lack of motor skills involved in the fabrication of a flying device. 

Seriously, people would probably question, at length, what the hell the cheetah researchers had been doing all this time. I mean I know they are fast, but come on, how do you miss the entire construction and development of air transportation.